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09.06.2025 00:18
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Then came..
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
No go.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks